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2 hours ago

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…
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2 hours ago

andrewvanwynperfect:

i just accidentally sent “you look so nice?” instead of “you look so nice!” to my roommate i haven’t met yet i fucked up i fukced u p

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6 hours ago

h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

(Source: lunar-vee, via ruinedchildhood)

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6 hours ago

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via accio-jinx)

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6 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

(via accio-jinx)

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6 hours ago

aquilaofarkham:

there are characters that you love and would protect them from harm at all costs

and then there are characters that you love but still wouldn’t hesitate to throw them overboard a ship

(via accio-jinx)

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6 hours ago

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

image

Because it’s terrifying as fuck

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omg-pictures:

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